i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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