It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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