you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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