i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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