Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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