The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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