Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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