How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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