exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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