How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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