I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Randomize
