I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
