Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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