I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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