The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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