you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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