u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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