Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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