West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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