I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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