I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Randomize
