nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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