but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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