on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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