I smell stomach acid.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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