Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
