Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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