It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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