So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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