He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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