he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
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How many fucks given?
0.12846
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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