i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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