All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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