Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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