He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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