maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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