I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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