Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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