Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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