you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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