At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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