Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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