how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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