wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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