I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
It's just like the Real World with babies
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
