omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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