i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
smell my finger.
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just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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