yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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