She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My dad is sitting where you rode me
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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