ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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