In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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