If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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