Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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