either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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