I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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